THE ROSTER

18 office workers, one building. Every fighter keeps the shared basics (the four limbs, crouch and air attacks, throws, the stomp, the parry, getting up and recovering in the air) and brings their own stats, body, unique moves and strings. Pick one for the full move sheet.

TEMP First day. knows the basics 100 HEALTH · EVERY SHARED MOVE INTERN Unpaid, and swinging like it 96 HEALTH · COFFEE RUN · PAPER CUT · REPLY ALL HELPDESK Have you tried blocking? 100 HEALTH · TICKET CLOSED · REBOOT · CTRL ALT DEL COURIER Delivers in thirty seconds or less 97 HEALTH · EXPRESS SLIDE · DROP-OFF KNEE · SAME DAY SECURITY Will escort you out. through the railing 100 HEALTH · ESCORT · SHOULDER CHECK · LOCKDOWN JANITOR Works the lower floor. mops with jump-ins 100 HEALTH · WET FLOOR · MOP SPIN · AISLE 3 THE MANAGER Your performance review is now 104 HEALTH · PERFORMANCE REVIEW · DOWNSIZING · TOP-DOWN ACCOUNTANT Read the fine print. then the overhead 100 HEALTH · FINE PRINT · BALANCE SHEET · WRITE-OFF WINDOW WASHER Does floor 37 from outside 94 HEALTH · SQUEEGEE DIVE · UPDRAFT · STREAK FREE HR REP This is going in your file 104 HEALTH · WRITE-UP · MANDATORY TRAINING · EXIT INTERVIEW SALES REP Have you got a minute? great 100 HEALTH · COLD CALL · THE PITCH · CLOSE THE DEAL · ALWAYS BE CLOSING BARISTA Order up. the order is pain 95 HEALTH · ESPRESSO SHOT · POUR OVER · LATTE ART CHEF The special today is you 100 HEALTH · CLEAVER · FLAMBÉ · EIGHTY-SIX WELLNESS COACH Breathe in. now breathe through the floor 104 HEALTH · TREE POSE · CRANE KICK · ROOT SWEEP · SUN SALUTATION ELECTRICIAN Did you try turning yourself off and on 98 HEALTH · LIVE WIRE · GROUND FAULT · SHORT CIRCUIT RECEPTIONIST Please hold. your beating is important to us 102 HEALTH · PLEASE HOLD · TRANSFER · HANG UP LAWYER Objection. also, you’re on the floor 100 HEALTH · OBJECTION! · CROSS-EXAMINATION · CLOSING ARGUMENT THE CEO The board has decided you’re a cost 102 HEALTH · GOLDEN PARACHUTE · HOSTILE TAKEOVER · STOCK SPLIT