SALES REP · Neon Stick Fight fighter

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STATS

Measured against TEMP, the baseline (the tick on each bar).

HEALTH100

out of 100same as TEMP

WALK1.08x

walking speed+8% vs TEMP

BACK WALK0.99x

stepping back-1% vs TEMP

RUN1.10x

running speed+10% vs TEMP

JUMP1.02x

jump height+2% vs TEMP

DASH1.10x

every glide and lunge+10% vs TEMP

WEIGHT0.98x

heavier flies less far-2% vs TEMP

STAMINA BAR1.00x

size of the attack budgetsame as TEMP

STAMINA REGEN1.15x

how fast stamina refills+15% vs TEMP

DAMAGE1.05x

every hit he lands+5% vs TEMP

BODY

SIZE: 1.00xthe whole rig
HEIGHT: 0.99xhead to feet
ARMS: 1.00xshoulder to fist
LEGS: 1.00xhip to foot
LIMBS: 0.95xthickness (hitbox and hurtbox)
LEAN: 4°leans in

REACH, ROOT TO FIST OR FOOT

JAB: 89 pxTEMP 88 px
CROSS: 117 pxTEMP 116 px
SNAP KICK: 91 pxTEMP 92 px
ROUNDHOUSE: 91 pxTEMP 92 px

MECHANICS

FEINTIn the first 90 ms of COLD CALL, a follow-up press turns it into another move at once, with no botch.
CPU STYLERushdown: runs in, swings more, never backs off.

UNIQUE MOVES

Frames are at 60 fps, from the animation's own timing. Damage is before SALES REP's 1.05x damage stat. On block is about right, before any string follow-up. Tap or hover a move to replay it.

COLD CALL

→→ 1

Lunge jab, feints into ←3 or a throw

DAMAGE: 9
HEIGHT: MID
STARTUP: 10f
ACTIVE: 6f
RECOVERY: 12f
ON BLOCK: -11
STAMINA: 18
REACH: 106 px

feints in 90 ms
glides 42 px

THE PITCH

← 3

Low shin kick

DAMAGE: 7
HEIGHT: LOW
STARTUP: 5f
ACTIVE: 6f
RECOVERY: 11f
ON BLOCK: -12
STAMINA: 14
REACH: 86 px

→→ 1, then ← 3cancels COLD CALL in its first 90 ms: 7 damage, low

CLOSE THE DEAL

→ 1+3or→ 2+4

Fast handshake grab

DAMAGE: 11
HEIGHT: THROW
STARTUP: 6f
ACTIVE: 6f
RECOVERY: 17f
ON BLOCK: —
STAMINA: 24
GRAB RANGE: 92 px

command grab
knockdown

→→ 1, then 1+3 or → 1+3cancels COLD CALL in its first 90 ms: 11 damage, throw, command grab, knockdown

ALWAYS BE CLOSING

3, 1, 2ends ALWAYS BE CLOSING

String, phone uppercut launches

DAMAGE: 13
HEIGHT: MID
STARTUP: 5f
ACTIVE: 7f
RECOVERY: 11f
ON BLOCK: -4
STAMINA: 30
REACH: 68 px

ender
launch

STRATEGY

How to beat SALES REP's own moves. Here → is toward SALES REP and ← is away, 1 2 3 4 are your buttons, and ↘ is down and toward. Every tip was scripted against the move in the game, with a TEMP doing the answering, and kept only if it worked.

COLD CALL

→→ 1

The dash is a three-way guess: the lunge jab (a mid), THE PITCH (a low) or CLOSE THE DEAL (a grab). So don't guess. Hit the run: from close or mid range, a jab (1) or a snap kick (3) thrown as he dashes in beats all three.
If you have to block, crouch-block. It stops the low, and the grab goes over your head. Only the jab itself gets through, for a small hit and no knockdown.
When the grab misses over your crouch he's wide open. Punish with the uppercut (↓2).
A plain Cold Call blocked standing is hard to punish. →2 reaches him, but only if you blocked it up close.

THE PITCH

← 3or→→ 1, then ← 3the feint

Crouch-block it. It's a quick low, and nothing you press beats it once it has started.
Blocked, only →2 (the lunge cross) reaches him.
↘ parries it, if you guess it.

CLOSE THE DEAL

→ 1+3or→ 2+4or→→ 1, then 1+3 or → 1+3the feint

It's a grab, so blocking in place does nothing. Crouch (↓) and it goes over your head, hold ← and step back out of it, or break it with 1+3 as he grabs.
When it misses, anything punishes. The cross (2) has plenty of time.
A low jab (↓1) or a low kick (↓3) beats it clean, even pressed a moment after he reaches. Highs and mids only trade.

ALWAYS BE CLOSING

3, 1, 2SNAP KICK › JAB › ALWAYS BE CLOSING

Stand-block it. It opens with a mid kick, so crouching loses right away.
The uppercut at the end is slow. After you block the jab, press snap kick (3) or the cross (2) and you hit him first.
If you block all three, he's open: jab (1), snap kick (3) or the cross (2).

SALES REP still has the strings every fighter shares. How to beat those is on TEMP's page.

CELEBRATION

Win the match and SALES REP breaks into this under the WINS banner.

PERFECT

Win a round without taking a hit and SALES REP ends it with CLOSE THE DEAL: the beaten body goes into the camera, hits the glass and squeaks down it.

CLOSE THE DEAL

The handshake: he takes it by the hand and pumps it three times, then closes the deal with the rising phone-hand uppercut that sends it at the camera; finger guns.

stamped on the glass: SOLD!

STRINGS AND ENDERS

Press in rhythm: each press goes in during the last hit's recovery. Damage is for the whole string landing on TEMP, with combo decay. Stamina is the bar it spends, out of 100.

INPUT	STRING	HITS	PAYOFF	DMG	STAMINA
3, 1, 2	ALWAYS BE CLOSINGUNIQUE	SNAP KICK › JAB › ALWAYS BE CLOSING	launch	27	69
1, 1, 2	ONE-TWO	JAB › JAB › CROSS	—	23	55
1, 1, 2, 4	FLASH ROUNDHOUSE	JAB › JAB › CROSS › FLASH ROUNDHOUSE	knockdown	38	85
1, 1, 1	TRIPLE JAB	JAB › JAB › JAB	—	19	51
1, 2, 4	ONE-TWO KICK	JAB › CROSS › ROUNDHOUSE	knockdown	34	60
1, 2, 3	UPTOWN	JAB › CROSS › UPTOWN	—	27	60
1, 2, 3, 4	NEON TORNADO	JAB › CROSS › UPTOWN › NEON TORNADO	launch	39	90
2, 3	CROSS SNAP	CROSS › SNAP KICK	—	18	43
2, 1, 4	SPIN HEEL	CROSS › JAB › SPIN HEEL	knockdown, wall splat	33	68
3, 3, 4	CRESCENT	SNAP KICK › SNAP KICK › CRESCENT	knockdown	32	74
↓1, ↓1, ↓3	LOW RUSH	LOW JAB › LOW JAB › LOW KICK	low	17	48
↓3, ↓3, 4	GROUND RUSH	LOW KICK › LOW KICK › RUSH KNEE	knockdown	27	66
↓2, 1, 2, 4	SKY SPIKE	UPPERCUT › JAB › CROSS › SKY SPIKE	knockdown, ground bounce	36	92
↓1, release ↓ 3	RISE AND SHINE	LOW JAB › RISING KICK	—	17	37

SHARED BASICS

Every fighter has these. Struck through: replaced by a unique move.

→ is toward the other fighter. Reach is on SALES REP's body.

INPUT	MOVE	DMG	HEIGHT	STARTUP	ON BLOCK	STAMINA	REACH	PROPERTIES
1	JAB	6	high	7	-16	17	89
2	CROSS	10	high	14	-18	21	117
3	SNAP KICK	7	mid	7	-9	22	91
4	ROUNDHOUSE	16	high	14	-18	22	91	knockdown
→ 1	BODY BLOW	9	mid	4	-7	19	89
→ 2	LUNGE CROSS	11	mid	11	-18	22	135
→→ 1	BULLET JABout of a dash or a run; the fast way in, bounced out and punished if blockedreplaced by COLD CALL	7	high	7	-21	19	102	glides 63 px
→→ 2	COMET CROSSout of a dash or a run	16	mid	11	-14	30	165	ender, knockdown, wall splat
→→ 3	SKID KICKout of a dash or a run; blocked low it has no blockstun at all	8	low	9	-26	20	92	glides 76 px
→→ 4	RUNNING BOOTout of a dash or a run; slow out and very slow back	13	mid	10	-22	24	99	knockdown, glides 90 px
→ 4	OVERHEAD KICK	13	mid	14	-7	22	89
← 4	SPIN KICKnear a wall: Wall Spin	15	high	11	-9	22	92	knockdown
↓1	LOW JAB	5	low	4	-10	15	85	ducks highs
↓2	UPPERCUT	9	mid	9	-6	24	66	launch
↓3	LOW KICK	6	low	5	-15	18	87	ducks highs
↓4	SWEEP	9	low	11	-21	22	94	knockdown, ducks highs
release ↓, 1	RISING JABthe quick one out of a crouch, and a mid	7	mid	6	-10	17	90
release ↓, 2	RISING UPPERCUT	11	mid	9	-4	24	66	launch
release ↓, 3	RISING KICKthe second hit of ↓1, release ↓, 3	11	mid	7	-12	22	91
release ↓, 4	RISING KNEE	12	mid	4	-3	24	60	launch
1+3	THROWor 2+4; near a wall: Wall Slam	8	throw	2	—	22	100	throw, knockdown
1 in air	JUMP JAB	6	overhead	2	-1	12	85
2 in air	JUMP CROSS	9	overhead	5	-1	15	98
3 in air	FLYING KICK	10	overhead	3	-2	16	87
4 in air	AIR ROUNDHOUSE	13	overhead	5	-1	18	85	knockdown
↓4 in air	DIVE KICK	11	overhead	4	-5	16	68
↓4 over them	STOMPthe other fighter on the floor in front of you; ↓3 there is the low kick	9	low	10	—	18	89	glides 31 px
1 on the floor	WAKE KICKor 3, while knocked down; can't be hit until it swings; 17 to 24 frames minus on block	8	mid	9	—	12	—	knockdown
2 on the floor	WAKE SWEEPor 4, or ↓ and any button, while knocked down; can't be hit until it swings; 17 to 24 frames minus on block	7	low	11	—	12	—	knockdown

Also shared, with no button of their own: parry, a tap toward the other fighter just before a hit lands (↘ for a low), which costs nothing and leaves the striker reeling; getting up, where ↑ stands, ← or → rolls, and a button is a wake-up strike; and air recovery, a button at the right moment while juggled that lands you on your feet (right at the start of the window, with a jab).