WINDOW WASHER · Neon Stick Fight fighter

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How often WINDOW WASHER gets picked, how often it wins, and its best and worst matchups, against the CPU and against other players. The numbers load from the game's server; they aren't available right now.

STATS

Measured against TEMP, the baseline (the tick on each bar).

HEALTH94

out of 100-6 vs TEMP

WALK1.05x

walking speed+5% vs TEMP

BACK WALK1.00x

stepping backsame as TEMP

RUN1.06x

running speed+6% vs TEMP

JUMP1.15x

jump height+15% vs TEMP

DASH1.05x

every glide and lunge+5% vs TEMP

WEIGHT0.88x

heavier flies less far-12% vs TEMP

STAMINA BAR1.00x

size of the attack budgetsame as TEMP

STAMINA REGEN1.05x

how fast stamina refills+5% vs TEMP

DAMAGE0.97x

every hit he lands-3% vs TEMP

BODY

SIZE: 1.00xthe whole rig
HEIGHT: 1.02xhead to feet
ARMS: 1.00xshoulder to fist
LEGS: 1.05xhip to foot
LIMBS: 0.93xthickness (hitbox and hurtbox)
LEAN: 2°leans in

REACH, ROOT TO FIST OR FOOT

JAB: 88 pxsame as TEMP
CROSS: 116 pxsame as TEMP
SNAP KICK: 94 pxTEMP 92 px
ROUNDHOUSE: 93 pxTEMP 92 px

MECHANICS

DOUBLE JUMPOne more jump in the air, in any direction, and each one gives back the air attack.
WALL JUMPA jump near a wall kicks off it, away from the wall and over anyone standing there. Twice a jump.
CPU STYLEAerial: jumps in from further out, much more often.

UNIQUE MOVES

Frames are at 60 fps, from the animation's own timing. Damage is before WINDOW WASHER's 0.97x damage stat. On block is about right, before any string follow-up. Tap or hover a move to replay it.

SQUEEGEE DIVE

↓3 in air

Diagonal dive kick, overhead

DAMAGE: 12
HEIGHT: OVERHEAD
STARTUP: 4f
ACTIVE: 12f
RECOVERY: 5f
ON BLOCK: -6
STAMINA: 16
REACH: 82 px

UPDRAFT

← 3

Rising scissor kick, anti-air, launches

DAMAGE: 12
HEIGHT: MID
STARTUP: 5f
ACTIVE: 7f
RECOVERY: 17f
ON BLOCK: -13
STAMINA: 24
REACH: 85 px

launch
hops lows

STREAK FREE

1, 3, 4ends STREAK FREE

String, dropkick, wall splat

DAMAGE: 15
HEIGHT: MID
STARTUP: 7f
ACTIVE: 7f
RECOVERY: 17f
ON BLOCK: -11
STAMINA: 30
REACH: 101 px

ender
knockdown
wall splat

STRATEGY

How to beat WINDOW WASHER's own moves. Here → is toward WINDOW WASHER and ← is away, 1 2 3 4 are your buttons, and ↘ is down and toward. Every tip was scripted against the move in the game, with a TEMP doing the answering, and kept only if it worked.

SQUEEGEE DIVE

↓3 in air

It's an overhead. Stand-block it. Crouching gets you kicked, blocking or not.
→ parries it. Tap as he comes down on you.
It's safe once it's blocked, so don't swing after it.

UPDRAFT

← 3

Stand-block it. It's a mid and it's fast. Up close, any strike you press into it trades or loses, lows included.
Blocked, he's stuck in the air for a long time. Punish with the cross (2).
→ parries it.

STREAK FREE

1, 3, 4JAB › SNAP KICK › STREAK FREE

Stand-block all three. There's no gap to hit him in, so don't press until the dropkick is blocked.
Then he's flat on the floor. As soon as you can move, the cross (2) or →2 punishes.
Or crouch from the start. The first jab goes over your head, the string stops there, and a low kick (↓3) punishes.

WINDOW WASHER still has the strings every fighter shares. How to beat those is on TEMP's page.

CELEBRATION

Win the match and WINDOW WASHER breaks into this under the WINS banner.

PERFECT

Win a round without taking a hit and WINDOW WASHER ends it with SQUEEGEE PUSH: the beaten body goes into the camera, hits the glass and squeaks down it.

SQUEEGEE PUSH

Up by the collar, a wax-on circle, then a two-armed squeegee push at the glass; on the glass his squeegee follows the body across and down; then the wax-on circles again.

stamped on the glass: STREAK FREE

STRINGS AND ENDERS

Press in rhythm: each press goes in during the last hit's recovery. Damage is for the whole string landing on TEMP, with combo decay. Stamina is the bar it spends, out of 100.

INPUT	STRING	HITS	PAYOFF	DMG	STAMINA
1, 3, 4	STREAK FREEUNIQUE	JAB › SNAP KICK › STREAK FREE	knockdown, wall splat	27	69
1, 1, 2	ONE-TWO	JAB › JAB › CROSS	—	21	55
1, 1, 2, 4	FLASH ROUNDHOUSE	JAB › JAB › CROSS › FLASH ROUNDHOUSE	knockdown	35	85
1, 1, 1	TRIPLE JAB	JAB › JAB › JAB	—	17	51
1, 2, 4	ONE-TWO KICK	JAB › CROSS › ROUNDHOUSE	knockdown	31	60
1, 2, 3	UPTOWN	JAB › CROSS › UPTOWN	—	25	60
1, 2, 3, 4	NEON TORNADO	JAB › CROSS › UPTOWN › NEON TORNADO	launch	36	90
2, 3	CROSS SNAP	CROSS › SNAP KICK	—	16	43
2, 1, 4	SPIN HEEL	CROSS › JAB › SPIN HEEL	knockdown, wall splat	30	68
3, 3, 4	CRESCENT	SNAP KICK › SNAP KICK › CRESCENT	knockdown	29	74
↓1, ↓1, ↓3	LOW RUSH	LOW JAB › LOW JAB › LOW KICK	low	16	48
↓3, ↓3, 4	GROUND RUSH	LOW KICK › LOW KICK › RUSH KNEE	knockdown	25	66
↓2, 1, 2, 4	SKY SPIKE	UPPERCUT › JAB › CROSS › SKY SPIKE	knockdown, ground bounce	34	92
↓1, release ↓ 3	RISE AND SHINE	LOW JAB › RISING KICK	—	16	37

SHARED BASICS

Every fighter has these.

→ is toward the other fighter. Reach is on WINDOW WASHER's body.

INPUT	MOVE	DMG	HEIGHT	STARTUP	ON BLOCK	STAMINA	REACH	PROPERTIES
1	JAB	6	high	7	-16	17	88
2	CROSS	10	high	14	-18	21	116
3	SNAP KICK	7	mid	7	-9	22	94
4	ROUNDHOUSE	16	high	14	-18	22	93	knockdown
→ 1	BODY BLOW	9	mid	4	-7	19	88
→ 2	LUNGE CROSS	11	mid	11	-18	22	134
→→ 1	BULLET JABout of a dash or a run; the fast way in, bounced out and punished if blocked	7	high	7	-21	19	101	glides 60 px
→→ 2	COMET CROSSout of a dash or a run	16	mid	11	-14	30	164	ender, knockdown, wall splat
→→ 3	SKID KICKout of a dash or a run; blocked low it has no blockstun at all	8	low	9	-26	20	95	glides 72 px
→→ 4	RUNNING BOOTout of a dash or a run; slow out and very slow back	13	mid	10	-22	24	102	knockdown, glides 86 px
→ 4	OVERHEAD KICK	13	mid	14	-7	22	92
← 4	SPIN KICKnear a wall: Wall Spin	15	high	11	-9	22	94	knockdown
↓1	LOW JAB	5	low	4	-10	15	84	ducks highs
↓2	UPPERCUT	9	mid	9	-6	24	64	launch
↓3	LOW KICK	6	low	5	-15	18	90	ducks highs
↓4	SWEEP	9	low	11	-21	22	97	knockdown, ducks highs
release ↓, 1	RISING JABthe quick one out of a crouch, and a mid	7	mid	6	-10	17	89
release ↓, 2	RISING UPPERCUT	11	mid	9	-4	24	64	launch
release ↓, 3	RISING KICKthe second hit of ↓1, release ↓, 3	11	mid	7	-12	22	94
release ↓, 4	RISING KNEE	12	mid	4	-3	24	61	launch
1+3	THROWor 2+4; near a wall: Wall Slam	8	throw	2	—	22	100	throw, knockdown
1 in air	JUMP JAB	6	overhead	2	-1	12	84
2 in air	JUMP CROSS	9	overhead	5	-1	15	97
3 in air	FLYING KICK	10	overhead	3	-2	16	90
4 in air	AIR ROUNDHOUSE	13	overhead	5	-1	18	88	knockdown
↓4 in air	DIVE KICK	11	overhead	4	-5	16	69
↓4 over them	STOMPthe other fighter on the floor in front of you; ↓3 there is the low kick	9	low	10	—	18	91	glides 30 px
1 on the floor	WAKE KICKor 3, while knocked down; can't be hit until it swings; 17 to 24 frames minus on block	8	mid	9	—	12	—	knockdown
2 on the floor	WAKE SWEEPor 4, or ↓ and any button, while knocked down; can't be hit until it swings; 17 to 24 frames minus on block	7	low	11	—	12	—	knockdown

Also shared, with no button of their own: parry, a tap toward the other fighter just before a hit lands (↘ for a low), which costs nothing and leaves the striker reeling; getting up, where ↑ stands, ← or → rolls, and a button is a wake-up strike; and air recovery, a button at the right moment while juggled that lands you on your feet (right at the start of the window, with a jab).